From cgould@ix.netcom.com
Mon Dec 02 17:36:37 1996

I attach for your perusal
In honor of ASSC's A Fail to Suck Day,
Ok, here's my contribution.
Enjoy
(Names and places have been blacked out.)
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"Go, my son," he said. "Explore."
bath house, jack off joint
where you can touch em all you want!!!!!
but your hands don't roam

and next to the Buford Twin Cinema
I unfairly maligned 
paranoia's news-server.
(just beyond the Pizza Hut)

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
I can always be enticed! 
but people always say I have a
Norwegian accent...

At the minimum, 
watch them dance on stage. 
though admittedly, it is only
one component of a persona

I couldn't see her face quite well
and even though i expected the worst,
i figured what the fuck
The audience is the world without bars.

I really got irritated the last few 
times a dancer has told me
If it mattered whether I enjoyed myself, 
carrots may be freely substituted

three dancers in less than a year 
have asked to see my Outside
what makes you think 
you're so fucking special

he promises to make me 
a Philly Cheese steak anyway. 
Not exactly what most folks
go to strip-clubs for.

Considered the premiere exotic dance club 
with no allowance for any shred of human dignity.
This was an ugly place. 
wow. there's a blanket statement 

Take my advice, don't ever go there
otherwise we will ignore you

Carl Hiaasen-->CMG