From cgould@ix.netcom.com

Mon Dec 02 17:36:37 1996



I attach for your perusal

In honor of ASSC's A Fail to Suck Day,

Ok, here's my contribution.

Enjoy

(Names and places have been blacked out.)

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"Go, my son," he said. "Explore."

bath house, jack off joint

where you can touch em all you want!!!!!

but your hands don't roam



and next to the Buford Twin Cinema

I unfairly maligned 

paranoia's news-server.

(just beyond the Pizza Hut)



Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?

I can always be enticed! 

but people always say I have a

Norwegian accent...



At the minimum, 

watch them dance on stage. 

though admittedly, it is only

one component of a persona



I couldn't see her face quite well

and even though i expected the worst,

i figured what the fuck

The audience is the world without bars.



I really got irritated the last few 

times a dancer has told me

If it mattered whether I enjoyed myself, 

carrots may be freely substituted



three dancers in less than a year 

have asked to see my Outside

what makes you think 

you're so fucking special



he promises to make me 

a Philly Cheese steak anyway. 

Not exactly what most folks

go to strip-clubs for.



Considered the premiere exotic dance club 

with no allowance for any shred of human dignity.

This was an ugly place. 

wow. there's a blanket statement 



Take my advice, don't ever go there

otherwise we will ignore you



Carl Hiaasen-->CMG