From: pvtdance@pdmonthly.com (AndyE)
Subject: ASSC: ASSCON-LV3

Better late than never. A personal note on ASSCON-LV3.

First of all I wanna thank LMR for inviting me and my Private Dancer
crew to this epic event. This being my first ASSC gathering, I thought
it was great to finally match faces with the names, but I did manage to
mix up some of the names (So, so so, sorry Cara) but that's what happens
when you get virtually no sleep and working  the Private Dancer booth at
CES all day. They say I was walking around like a zombie.

THE DINNER
Because of madhouse at CES, we missed the dinner hosted by Jim Forte. It
took forever for us to leave the Sands Expo and Convention Center. By the
time we got back to our room, we had already decided to go straight to
Olympic Gardens because Liza, current Private Dancer covergirl, and her
friend Joey had made arrangements to work at OG, but they had to be there
before 8 pm.

THE EVENT
We walked into OG hoping to find the party already in high gear. We were
told the ASSC party was off to the right and I immediately began searching
for the only two people I knew - LMR and/or Zbone. But they were no where
in sight. So, I began searching for anyone that had the ASSCon-LV3 badge
on 'em. Still no luck. Then I spotted a skinny white guy, who looked just
as lost as I felt. "Internet Newsgroup ASSC, right?" he asks. He
introduced himself as Pringle and we chatted while looking for anyone with
a badge.
About half an hour later I spotted this guy with a goatee walk in. He
looked kinda familiar. I thought it was Fixer (I met him very briefly at
CES) but it was Joshman. Finally, somebody sort of familiar.
The rest of the event for me went by pretty fast. I remember literally
bumping into Bubba with his dog collar and chain, looking up to TallGuy,
and TheKid running around, well, like a kid in a candy store. LMR, as
expected, arrives very very fashionably late with not one but two female
escorts under both arms. I had a wonderful conversation with MsGinger --
but I can't for the life of me, remember what the hell we talked about.
(Sorry Ginger. You probably think I'm an idiot, but I really did enjoy
meeting you).
My biggest blunder of the night was yet to come. I somehow got CaraBaby
and DaraLynne mixed up. Maybe it was because both their names end in
"ara." I knew both of them from the NG, but never met them in person. For
some reason, I was talking to and Introducing Cara, as if she was Dara.
That went over real well, but Cara was really cool about it and didn't
embarrass me any further. In fact, Cara made quite an impression on my
buddy Jay. Jay was suppose to leave for L.A. sometime during ASSCon but
stayed and talked to and about Cara all night long.
The highlight for me was undoubtedly my lap sessions with Rebecca. LMR and
Zbone turned me on to this gorgeous blonde the last time we were in Las
Vegas together. Out of all the laps I have gotten, and I have received
more than my share, Rebecca by far is the best I've ever had.

THE AFTER PARTY
As the gathering at OG died down, a bunch of us led by LMR went to The
Drink for a little dancing and drinks. We pretty much just hung out and
watched TallGuy out on the dance floor. He literally stood out, not
because of his height. TallGuy is really light on his feet and is a pretty
good dancer.

BREAKFAST
After leaving The Drink, I dropped off my crew at the hotel. I thought
about calling it a night when I realized that Liza and Joey were still
working back at OG. The plan was for them to page me when they were done.
But since I haven't heard from them yet, I decided to meet up with LMR and
company for breakfast at Peppermill's on the Strip while I waited for
their call.
By the time I got there, everybody had ordered already. DragonFly,
MsGinger, LMR, DaraLynne, TallGuy, Ook and CaraBaby. The service, to say
the least, sucked big time. When I finally got a menu and was ready to
order, everybody else's food starting arriving. But Dara was so out of it
she couldn't eat her food, so I did. The bacon and eggs were OK. Ginger's
fruit salad looked good but tasted terrible. By the looks of DF's plate,
he didn't care for his food either. After paying the check, we all piled
into the Ford Explorer that I was driving and took everyone back to their
respective hotels.
But I wasn't through yet. I still had to go back to OG and pick up the
girls, Liza and Joey. By the time I got to OG, it was just past 6 am and
luckily the girls were just about to call it quits. When we finally got
back to the hotel, the sun was already up and we were due at CES in a
couple of hours. I thought about staying up and go straight to the show,
but common sense took over and I crashed for a couple of hours.

EPILOGUE
Overall, I really enjoyed ASSCon LV-3. I honestly thought that I'd be
spending much of my time holding up the walls of OG, but that hardly was
the case. I wannna thank everyone I met for making me feel welcomed. For
those that I didn't meet, there's always next time.
I also wanna apologize to anyone that I might have offended - I'm sure
there were a few - but with working CES for four days, I wasn't quite
thinking half of the time.

Anyways, I hope this hasn't put anyone to sleep and if you've gotten this
far you truly deserve some sort of medal.

Until Next Time...No Money, No Honey, Sonny!