The Road to ASSCon#3 final

Dyn0, TallGuy and I have just exited the MSC, when TG holds out his arms
and starts making strange gestures and noises at some short, well
manicured dude walking towards us. Turns out it's Abnormal. We decide to
continue looking for somewhere to eat, but will head back to the MSC to
see if we can catch up with LMR and Rita. After some more wishy washy, we
end up at Original Joe's, a place I had eaten before, which is about 30
feet down from crackhead corner. I distinctly remember saying there was no
way I was going to walk one more block in the direction we were going
unless I was armed and a member of the law enforcement community.

To make things short, TallGuy says he has just eaten the worst BLT of his
life and my steak tasted nothing more than cooked (and slightly charred)
beef, no seasoning whatsoever, so of course when the waiter asked we both
told him everything was fine. Two eat out wusses at heart, comforting to
know there's someone else who goes for the low hassle option. We all head
back to MSC and enter. As we head in, there is LMR and Rita. LMR is
holding a big box of rubber gloves, and hands a pair to everyone. IRL is
there, and just like his IRC persona, is gone before I can blink. Buddah
has left the house. Solo Polyphony is there for a few moments as well. We
decide to head for the stage tiprail when some Origami impersonator
appears. For a moment we think it's THE Origami, but alas, it turns out to
be one of the many local patented Origami bootlegs. We all sit down front
row and watch some of the house dancers. Most aren't my type, but what the
hell, I sit. Everyone has their gloves on but me, sorry, it was a little
TOO out of the ordinary for me. Most of the dancers crack up when they see
us sitting there with gloves on.

A few drift off, and Dyn0 has blown up one of his gloves and stuck it on
the stage, we both start putting our dollar tips in it. It was doing okay
until Decadence took exception to it and swept it offstage with her dress
during her set. It was so cool too...Decandence was the only dancer who
refused to acknowledge anything, although, as Tall Guy pointed out, she
ALMOST looked at us ONCE. Anyway, it was down to Rita, Dyn0 and I at stage
when Gypsy came up. She made me nervous with the back tattoo so I left to
find the others. Funny, all of them were now gathered in the aisle,
talking and watching. Just when Dyn0 and Rita come up, Maz and Dara appear
from the front, and Dara gives all her favorite assc'ers (me included) the
usual hello bite on the cheek. Dara has seen a dancer she used to work
with and we decide to go into the Cinema room to watch her set. Dara at
once tries to walk the Sin City backstage $10 fee. After waving, talking,
jacking with, waving at Dara some more, I finally pay for her to go back.
The guys at the back are good, Dara tried to bluff her way, but they
wouldn't go for it.

We enter the Cinema room, there aren't any porno's being played, but the
camera is focused on the stage and the backs of our front row chairs and
that image is being displayed on the screen behind the dancer. Commenting
it had to be the most boring porno I've ever seen, we sit and watch. Dara
is into some nerdy marine biologist look, but we still ended up pulling
her skirt up past her ass a few times via some lustful hugs. Rita could
have gotten all the dates with losers she wanted just from sitting at
stage. Most of the time the crowd was watching her, not the stage dancer.
About this time it's close to 11:30 pm, and Brianna has asked everyone to
stay and watch her show in the Bangkok room. We go in and watch, Dyno, me,
Dara, and Maz close to the wall, LMR and Rita at one table, with TG, Abby,
and finally Dara moving to another table when things start get
interesting. Also, during all this, Infamous comes in and we finally meet.
Brianna starts up her act. She starts out with the "lotion on the tits"
and moves toward LMR and Rita, who get to run it all over her tits, LMR
though, has a lot of lotion left. I thought that wasn't really his thing,
but he said he was glad when Bri turned around and he got to rub the
excess off on her ass.

The highlight of the show at MSC is when Brianna grabbed a speculum and a
mini mag lite, and for a few bucks, would show you deep inside MscBrianna.
Everyone was going apeshit, and there was a long line of other dancers
coming into the room just to get a look. It looked to me that Bri was
giving us the special show, and the fact that a bunch of dancers were
coming in to look only gave more credit to the argument. Later on I asked
LMR if he thought she was looking for the monetary wise favorable ASSC
review, and he said "Well, she's got it". We all agreed on that, it was a
great show. Next Bri grabbed one of LMR's rubber gloves, and with the help
of some lube, did some more that adequate pussy self fisting.  Like the
good girl scout, she went to every table and gave everyone a bird's eye
view. It was a night of devience I won't soon forget.

It was getting late, and we all decided it was time to leave. LMR was able
to get some poor, half scared guy to take our picture out under the
marquee, and we went on in search of food. After finding a place, Dyn0 and
I decided to head to CP to check in with Bubba and see who was there. It
was now getting close to 1am. We grab a taxi and head over. We go in and
see a deserted CP. Justice is sitting on the bench at the IRC computer and
sitting next to her is the famoue Bob Smyth, who I finally get to meet.
Fingers and Ace are also there, but Bubba isn't. Bob tells us that Bubba
is out and will be back in a second. Bubba soon reappears. It's late and
nothing is going on so I decide it's time to head out, I have an early
flight the next day. Dyn0 and I get the obligatory BubbaHug (tm) and out
we go, he drives off to his hotel and I walk the block back to mine.

All in all it was a pretty fun full day. It was better that sitting around
hotter than hell Texas with nothing planned. Being disenfranchised isn't
all it's put up to be. I thought I was going to be pretty well amused in
SF, but I still found it hard to have a good time because I'm still
fixated on all thats happened to me personally in the last few months. I
hoped to find that being away would help me get over some things, but
found instead it only enhanced the feelings I have of what things used to
be. I did find out several things in SF though:

Abnormal is dangerous. He knows way too much about everybody. He knew how
I got the scar on my leg when I was five years old and what type and color
of the animal it was that gave it to me.

Tall Guy seems to frequent the MSC more than I thought he would. I have no
idea what this means.

Infamous needs to stay away from the MSC. One of my fellow ASSC'ers said
he saw someone in one of the booths with thier pants down and rocking back
and forth, he saw the guy come out, and was later introduced to the same
guy as "hey, here's Infamous".

The next time Rita wears thigh high's she needs to wear a shorter dress
and no coat. I got maybe one or two squirrel shots at most.

Dyn0 is looking more and more like Guy Kawasaki everyday.

I still don't know if Bob Smyth wears plaid. He had on such a long
windbreaker at CP that night for all I know he might have been buck naked
underneath, and for what I've heard about Bob, that was very possible.

Sick66 looks pretty damn normal, not the crazed, doped out whacko with a
bald head that I expected.

Maz still looks like Maz should. Dara with her different style of fashion
everytime I see hear only adds to my belief that she CAN'T look bad, no
matter how hard she appears to be trying.

Victor didn't show, and thank goodness, for he sure would have screwed it
up. Thanks V!

Sorry, I couldn't make the post more witty. The older I get, the less I
start to care. I had a good time in SF, but not the best time. The street
people are getting scarier by the trip and I'm starting to serious worry
about what it will be like in Jan for MacWorld. Maybe they'll move it to
NewYork too, where all those seedy adult places are being closed by the
mayor and all the other good citizens.

Borly