My ASS-Con-LV2 Experiences

The night started a bit late as Ginger, Laar, Zbone, Speedracer,
Dodger and I were all at CES earlier in the afternoon. We were
supposed to be at Cheetahs at 8pm, but everyone split up to do
whatever everyone had to do and decided to just meet there. After a
long night of debauchery the night before, we thought about napping a
bit, but nah... you only live once, screw it! Dodger and I arrived at
Cheetahs a bit before 8pm and found Mark setting things up and saw
several pre-arrivals.  CP1 Steve was also just walking in as I entered
the club.

First new person I get introduced to: Edgewise! Hey, nice to finally
meet you! And of course, yes, he did have an Asian lady on his lap.
Passion would occupy that spot later, but for the time being, he found
a cute alternative.  Link was next along with JayJ.  Good to finally
meet you guys in person!  As I scanned the reserved ASSC corner, I
also saw Trighap and the tree himself, The Joshman.  Hehe.. they let
you in!!  Hellos all the way around and I could sense the energy
beginning to build. I had forgotten something in my hotel room so I
scatted out of there for about 1/2 hour and came back to find that
quite a few more people had shown up.

For one, Marc182 and Teena had finally shown!  Ohhh baby.. and Teena
was good looking too. Although Marc's butt is probably almost as bony
as ALS's. Try him on the main floor, cuz I betcha his VIP dances
aren't much higher mileage.  At this point, there are several people
sitting on the outskirts of the group which Mark says are ASSC'ers.
Hmm.. who are they? Some fella is wearing a cowboy hat. It's Slowpoke
Bill and his entourage; the beautiful and funny Wanda, the Salt Lake
City strip club attorney extraordinaire Andy, and their buddy Charlie.
T'was a pleasure!

At this point Ginger showed up wearing a very tight fitting and
lickable dress along with Laar-soy-boy. Hey, did he soy his rice Gin?
Things seem to be rolling!  Lydia gets dressed and pops into the group
to say Hi. I look around some more and I hear the name SICK.. where? I
look around, wham! I spot him. SICK!!  Funny thing is about 10 people
looked at me when I yelled his name.  I turn around and hey, it's JP!!
I ask him if he's gotten a lap yet. He says he just walked in. OKAY.
No problem, because it couldn't have been more than 10 seconds later
that a cute brunette by the name of Katherine was wiggling on his lap.
Will power indeed.  Along with Phil were his buddies Neal (NotYou) and
Randy. One of which was supposedly a strip club virgin. What a way to
be introduced to a strip club eh?

Everything is moving so fast... JP has a grin from ear to ear and he
mentions between grunts that Bubba is also here. Where?! So off I go
to search again... and sure enough, here comes Bubba with a collar
around his neck. Hey Bub!! Hand shakes and a hug later... where's
Brooke and friends?  Over by the bar!  So we head off over that way to
find Brooke with Andy, Andrew, and William Masters their photographer.
They seemed to be having a blast watching one of the house girls get
down and nasty with one of her regulars right in front of them. It's
good to be in the company of other voyeurs.  The whole group gets up
and heads back towards the ASSC corner.  I spot JP again and see him
lapping with another gal. Amazing control.  Among the other lappers
were CP1, Dodger, Edgewise with the delicious Passion, and much more.

As I'm back in the corner, I notice that food has shown up! Thanks
Mark! I don't remember eating much of it however. I did see a lurker
munching away, so I introduce myself... it's Lurker Eric. Nice to meet
ya. At this point, I hear that ALS has shown up and is trying to get
Molli in since she left her ID in the hotel room. Abnormal and Sirkay
walk on up... Aussie!! Abbey!!  Damn good to see 'em. A few minutes
later, Mark pulls a favor Molli walks in with ALS. Heya sexy!! Oh, Hi
to you too Molli!  But before long, the two are overtaken by the
group. I run into another fella I didn't know and realize it's CC. So
you're LMR he says. Well... ya! A bit later, Zbone finally shows with
Speedracer. For awhile there, a few people were about to place odds on
him not showing!  And again, as I look against the back wall, I see
Sirkay sitting next to JP, who of course is lapping!  WAIT! I
recognize this gal... it's Cindy from TJ's! What's she doing here?

From this point on, everything became a blur. Half-naked people
everywhere, lapping all over the place. Sometimes it was the dancers
lapping, other times it was the ASSC'ers lapping. Molli was destroying
men left and right. She's more dangerous than chemical warfare. Teena
was uh, well, a handful. And Marc, well, after Molli half way
undressed him and started her magic, he couldn't hear you if you blew
in his ear with a foghorn.  Laar is blindfolded and starts making out
with somebody he thinks is Molli. Well, it wasn't Molli. Lydia is
popping from lap to lap, while JP, yup, JP, is still lapping along the
back wall. Hmm....  At this point, I also notice Brooke Waters getting
lapped by a Cheetahs house girl and she's enjoying her dance immensely
as is everyone in her group whose eyes were more bugged out than mine.
Bubba starts sucking Molli's toes, and Ginger is in total amazement.
She wants a gal!  Any gal! Teena playing with Ginger didn't help her
frustration much I suppose. 

At a tad past midnight, Dodger, Teena,  Marc182 and myself had to head
out to the Sahara for the Ultimate XXX Revue. More on that in another
post. But basically when we got back to Cheetahs at around 3:30am,
most of the people were gone.  The survivors and diehards were
Edgewise, SICK66, and CC.  Edge was still lapping with Passion. And
SICK was just absorbing the scene. CC searched and searched, and
finally found his platinum blonde. Without much convincing, Teena
popped out of her jeans and changed into her spaghetti strap
fluorescent sling. Hey, nice ass! And you guys just thought she only
had nice tits. With CC lapping away with his platinum blonde, Edgewise
lapping with Passion, and Dodger getting his mock-003's from Teena,
SICK and I just sat back and enjoyed the scene. Afterwards, Teena
started lapping for Lydia and again, I coulda swore half the room was
looking their way. Fantastic!  

The night, er, morning finally ended when we all went out to
breakfast. Or actually just Dodger, SICK, myself, Teena, Marc, and
Lydia. Thanks for breakfast Marc and SICK!  Doesn't matter what city
it's in, it's a first time visitor tradition!  But what an evening.
Thanks Mark for setting up the club for us. It was a blast meeting ALL
of you and great to see those of you whom I've met before!  It was
definitely an adventure!


Rich
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