EDIE-->  well...my most favorite customers have the following
qualities:

* smells clean
* looks clean
* can coordinate his clothes
* sweet breath
* likes to cuddle
* talks dirty
* likes it in the ass
* reads Tolstoy
* likes alternative music
* can cook
* loves to shop
* loves to drive fast
* likes to pull my tampon out with his teeth
* opened minded about animals
* is bisexual
* masturbates profusely
* likes to cross dress
* talks with a lisp
* can suck his own dick

ALS-->  lemme line this up...
* nope
* nope
* nope
* nope
* nope
* nope
* yup
* nope
* nope
* nope
* nope
* nope
* yup
* yup
* yup
* yup
* yup
* yup
* yup

Yessss!  That's 8 out of 19, babeeee.  You can dump all those other
PL's now.