Sometimes it's hard to objectify women.

But not that hard.

1  => I wouldn't do her with Rudeboy's penis.
2  => I wouldn't do her with Kat's penis.
3  => Turn and walk away slowly.  She can smell your fear.
4  => Hey, Rudeboy!
4+ => Do they make condoms for faces?
5  => I'd do her, but I wouldn't tell (hardly) anyone.
6  => I did her.
7  => I'd do her.  Again.
8  => she's fine.  I'd do her and then brag about it.
9  => uhhhh... I can't think straight when I look at her.  I'd do
      her and her taxes.
10 => crisis of faith.  promise her the sun, the stars, and the moon.
      Too beautiful to touch without being burned by guilt.